Monday

Monday again. I went to see my shrink today and he told me one of the reasons my sex life is crap is because my wife is "ANGRY & PISSED" at me. Well whoopie shit! I'm pissed at her for not having sex, so there. So my question today is- Does it really matter which came first, the chicken or the egg? My chicken needs petting and here egg needs fertilizing so does it really matter? WTF!!!! Yeah, I'm sure she is angry with me; I'm a man and she's a woman. We're gonna get pissed sometimes when we live together. GET OVER IT!!!

Doggone I feel better. Stayed sober again today! Sweetness!